Office by Alex Penny
Stuff for my friends
HOW TO SURVIVE A HEART ATTACK WHEN ALONE
Let’s say it’s 6.15pm and you’re going home (alone of course), after an unusually hard day on the job. You’re really tired, upset and frustrated. Suddenly you start experiencing severe pain in your chest that starts to drag out into your arm and up into your jaw. You are only about five miles from the hospital nearest your home. Unfortunately you don’t know if you’ll be able to make it that far. You have been trained in CPR, but the guy that taught the course did not tell you how to perform it on yourself..!!
NOW HOW TO SURVIVE A HEART ATTACK WHEN ALONE…
Since many people are alone when they suffer a heart attack, without help, the person whose heart is beating improperly and who begins to feel faint, has only about 10 seconds left before losing consciousness.
However, these victims can help themselves by coughing repeatedly and very vigorously.
A deep breath should be taken before each cough, and the cough must be deep and prolonged, as when producing sputum from deep inside the chest.
A breath and a cough must be repeated about every two seconds without let-up until help arrives, or until the heart is felt to be beating normally again.
Deep breaths get oxygen into the lungs and coughing movements squeeze the heart and keep the blood circulating.
The squeezing pressure on the heart also helps it regain normal rhythm. In this way, heart attack victims can perhaps buy precious time to get themselves to a phone and dial 911.
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throwindown-inthedirtydirtysouth:
New perspective on what mothers usually find “annoying”
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Only six weeks left until my sweet baby arrives:) I’m not sure how I feel. Delirious with both excitement and sheer terror would be the right words, I guess. I’ve been obsessed with watching for signs of labor: Checking for my mucus plug every time I go to the bathroom, tracking ALL contractions, attempting to determine if Baby has dropped even an inch… the list goes on. Every time I take a deep breath or pause whatever I’m doing, Husband will ask if I’m okay. I find this so adorable:)
In just a few short weeks I will be a mommy and I have no idea how to handle it.
imstrongerinthewallsofwinterfell:
Inspired by this.
WHY
THIS IS NOT OKAY
This hurts me every time I see it…
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Must take Husband here!
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Walmart Employee Dress Code Gives You Freedom of Choice!
It’s what our forefathers fought for.
They’ve changed…
Teen Titans…
I didn’t even like Scooby Doo that much, but I still don’t appreciate this!
Powerpuff Girls
Xiaolin Showdown
And now to add salt to the wound…Chuck E Cheese…
*Sigh* I’m just going to lay down…and not get back up…
This world doesn’t belong to us anymore
Da fuk dis shit?!?
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Oh dear, another tiny food post. Because I love tiny food.
Somewhere in the world, Cory Williams has the heebyjeebies right now and isn’t sure why.
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Ceiling Fan Has Genius Pull Chains So You Never Get Confused
The time we’ll all save…
Want!!!
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